Storm Trooper Aim Unisex T-Shirt

$28.88
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"If you can't hit it, someone else in our battalion will!"

This appears to be a very apt motto for the Stormtroopers of the Empire, the largest fighting force in the galaxy with the sad reputation of being terrible shots. It just seems that they can't hit anything they are aiming at, and that fact is captured in the brilliant imagery of this shirt. All is not lost, however, as there are two valid reasons why a Stormtrooper's bad aim will not diminish the Imperial military.

One, they are the largest standing military force in the known galaxy. They outnumber even planetary forces in the Empire, which is why these planets are under the rule of the Empire in the first place. If you have that many shooters fighting for you, it doesn't matter if none of could hit the side of a battleship, one of them is bound to score a hit sooner or later. Multiply that single lucky shot with the other multitudes of Stormtroopers, and you are sure to win.

Secondly, Stormtroopers are armed with the newest and most efficient weapons in the galaxy. This is because the best weapon contractors, manufacturers, and designers in the galaxy work for the Empire, and their creations are what Stormtroopers are armed with. With these two simple facts, Stormtroopers are still the deadliest fighting force in the galaxy.

  • Handmade to perfection
  • Resistant to wrinkles, shrinking, abrasion & mildew
  • Machine washable
  • Easy to care
  • High-definition sublimation printing technique�
  • This is a Unisex fitted T-Shirt.�
  • Sizes are in US sizing
  • Our apparels are all Hand-Made. hence, please allow a 5% tolerance in terms of color brightness (on-off screen) as well as sewing alignment.

    DELIVERY & RETURNS

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        • How long will it take for the buyer to receive their order?

          All our products are created on demand, which means that your product will go into production shortly after your order has been processed. Customer(s) can expect to receive their products 10-21 business days after their payment has been received and their order processed.

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          We typically take about 3-10 business days to make your product, depending on the type of product ordered.

          Detail time frame for production correspondence with products group as below:

          Printed apparel (normal/ partial printing): 3-5 business days
          All Over Print apparel and products (Full Prints): 7-10 business days
          Shipping time

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          Detail time frame for shipping correspondence with products group as below:

          Printed apparel (normal/ partial printing): 3-5 business days
          All Over Print apparel and products (Full Prints): 11-14 business days
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          Shipping costs are $4.99 for standard shipping and $14.95 for expedited shipping for all locations.